1 00:00:01,068 --> 00:00:10,000 reads words on screen 2 00:00:46,206 --> 00:00:48,000 Oh, baby. 3 00:00:48,103 --> 00:00:49,586 - Hmm? - Ohh. 4 00:00:49,689 --> 00:00:50,551 Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. 5 00:00:50,655 --> 00:00:53,413 - Go back to sleep. - Oh. 6 00:00:54,310 --> 00:00:54,931 What time is it? 7 00:00:55,034 --> 00:00:58,793 I don't know. Phone's dead. 8 00:00:58,896 --> 00:01:00,551 Oh. 9 00:01:02,103 --> 00:01:05,137 My alarm goes off in 90 minutes. 10 00:01:06,206 --> 00:01:07,413 - Why? - Hmm. 11 00:01:07,517 --> 00:01:09,655 Fish market life, baby. 12 00:01:09,758 --> 00:01:11,241 Hmm. 13 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:20,827 Do you wanna have sex? 14 00:01:22,137 --> 00:01:25,000 For 90 minutes? 15 00:01:25,103 --> 00:01:27,482 Oh. Let's see. 16 00:01:29,896 --> 00:01:30,379 Yeah. Definitely. 17 00:02:16,241 --> 00:02:17,310 Oh, fuck. 18 00:02:18,275 --> 00:02:23,275 It's fun, it's healthy, and it's bursting with yellow. 19 00:02:23,379 --> 00:02:24,103 Whoops! 20 00:02:24,206 --> 00:02:25,827 And you know the great thing is 21 00:02:25,931 --> 00:02:28,310 you only need four other mums 22 00:02:28,413 --> 00:02:29,827 and then at playgroup, the kids can swap. 23 00:02:29,931 --> 00:02:32,689 Oh, my God. 24 00:02:32,793 --> 00:02:34,344 Um... 25 00:02:34,448 --> 00:02:36,137 The kids, they... they can just swap their lunches. 26 00:02:36,241 --> 00:02:39,034 They swap a little bit of each. 27 00:02:39,137 --> 00:02:40,172 And they've got a rainbow lunch. 28 00:02:40,275 --> 00:02:44,965 Okay, for fuck's sake, Ash. Come on! 29 00:02:48,103 --> 00:02:49,413 What's wrong? 30 00:02:54,655 --> 00:02:55,655 Okay, what's happened? 31 00:02:55,758 --> 00:02:56,896 I'm fucked. 32 00:03:03,344 --> 00:03:04,827 Hey. Hey, fuck off. 33 00:03:04,931 --> 00:03:06,827 Ground Control to Major Loser, what's going on? 34 00:03:06,931 --> 00:03:07,793 Nothing. 35 00:03:07,896 --> 00:03:09,620 Don't play a player, son. 36 00:03:09,724 --> 00:03:11,172 Seriously, Chi, I'm fine. Go on. 37 00:03:11,275 --> 00:03:14,689 Oh, okay. Nah. We're gonna do a little dance, are we, Gordy? 38 00:03:14,793 --> 00:03:16,275 - What? - Where I say, "Oh, you sure?" 39 00:03:16,379 --> 00:03:18,793 And you say, "Yeah, totally," then I open up a new chat 40 00:03:18,896 --> 00:03:20,172 to talk about what I wanna talk about, 41 00:03:20,275 --> 00:03:21,241 then you tell me what was wrong in the first place. 42 00:03:21,344 --> 00:03:23,793 We're gonna do that, Gordy, you fuckhead? 43 00:03:23,896 --> 00:03:25,068 I'm fine. 44 00:03:25,172 --> 00:03:27,655 - Uh, you're lying. - No, I'm fi... 45 00:03:27,758 --> 00:03:28,689 - Tell me. - No. 46 00:03:28,793 --> 00:03:29,551 - Tell me. - No! 47 00:03:29,655 --> 00:03:30,793 - Tell me. I won't stop. - Stop. 48 00:03:30,896 --> 00:03:32,862 - Say it, say it, say it, say it. - Okay, fine! 49 00:03:32,965 --> 00:03:34,172 Fuckin' hell. 50 00:03:34,275 --> 00:03:36,551 You cannot tell anyone, not even Brett. 51 00:03:36,655 --> 00:03:38,413 - Okay. - You serious? 52 00:03:38,517 --> 00:03:40,793 - You'd tell her but not me? - Yes. Uh, sorry. 53 00:03:40,896 --> 00:03:42,206 Of course I can tell you, man. 54 00:03:42,310 --> 00:03:44,310 I wanna tell you separately. You sit down. 55 00:03:44,413 --> 00:03:46,000 I'll tell you both. It's good. 56 00:03:47,965 --> 00:03:49,206 Yep. 57 00:03:50,241 --> 00:03:52,448 Okay. 58 00:03:52,551 --> 00:03:54,310 The other night at my birthday, 59 00:03:54,413 --> 00:03:55,586 I didn't tell you guys, 60 00:03:55,689 --> 00:03:57,103 but I kissed Ash. 61 00:03:57,206 --> 00:03:58,413 Incredible timing. 62 00:03:58,517 --> 00:04:02,379 You mean, uh, this? 63 00:04:02,482 --> 00:04:03,931 What the fuck?! 64 00:04:04,034 --> 00:04:05,034 - Yeah. - Cut out the middle man. 65 00:04:05,137 --> 00:04:07,103 - Who told you this? - Oh, Heavy. 66 00:04:07,206 --> 00:04:08,551 And then we checked the cameras that you installed. 67 00:04:08,655 --> 00:04:11,241 - Made one in your size too. - You like it slim fit, yeah? 68 00:04:11,344 --> 00:04:13,206 Yeah, I wear mine to bed. It's really comfy. 69 00:04:13,310 --> 00:04:15,137 - Okay, take it off. - That's what she said. 70 00:04:15,241 --> 00:04:17,103 Brett, this is not funny! Take it off! 71 00:04:17,206 --> 00:04:18,344 Hey, you're in no position to be telling anyone else 72 00:04:18,448 --> 00:04:21,137 what to do, okay?! 73 00:04:21,241 --> 00:04:23,206 Gordon, I'm only gonna say this once. 74 00:04:23,310 --> 00:04:27,275 Do not pursue it. It will end in tears. Again! 75 00:04:27,379 --> 00:04:29,517 Yeah, I like a good cry, but that was too much. 76 00:04:29,620 --> 00:04:31,344 Yep. Okay. 77 00:04:32,517 --> 00:04:34,137 Get up. Get up! 78 00:04:35,620 --> 00:04:37,448 Take a look. Take a look. Take that in. 79 00:04:37,551 --> 00:04:39,482 See, he's gonna wear that T-shirt 80 00:04:39,586 --> 00:04:43,068 as a haunting reminder of how much of a cockhead you are. 81 00:04:43,172 --> 00:04:45,827 - Fuckin' hell. - Come on, Brett. 82 00:04:45,931 --> 00:04:46,896 How did this turn into a storm-off? 83 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:48,965 - We're making a point. - Yeah. 84 00:04:49,068 --> 00:04:51,241 - Brett, take it off! - No! 85 00:04:55,620 --> 00:04:56,931 Also, we had sex. 86 00:04:57,172 --> 00:04:59,517 - What'd you say? - Nothing! 87 00:05:05,931 --> 00:05:06,620 What's going on? 88 00:05:06,724 --> 00:05:09,689 Last night, Ashy fucked Gordon. 89 00:05:09,793 --> 00:05:11,206 Ashy! 90 00:05:11,310 --> 00:05:12,310 Came home, 91 00:05:12,413 --> 00:05:14,655 found David's dead nanna's engagement ring 92 00:05:14,758 --> 00:05:15,758 under the bed. 93 00:05:15,862 --> 00:05:17,413 This morning, it's gone. 94 00:05:17,517 --> 00:05:21,310 Which means it is actively on his person as we speak. 95 00:05:21,413 --> 00:05:22,655 Help me. 96 00:05:22,758 --> 00:05:24,206 Okay, thank God I'm here. 97 00:05:24,310 --> 00:05:27,103 All right, Ashy, we are gonna fix this. 98 00:05:27,206 --> 00:05:29,344 We are gonna fix this right now. 99 00:05:29,448 --> 00:05:31,379 - Really, Rumi? - Yeah. 100 00:05:31,482 --> 00:05:34,034 Sweetheart, I've been proposed to nine times. 101 00:05:34,137 --> 00:05:35,413 - Nine times?! - Nine. 102 00:05:35,517 --> 00:05:37,862 All right. 103 00:05:37,965 --> 00:05:39,758 Pros and cons of each guy, let's go. 104 00:05:39,862 --> 00:05:42,379 - Ooh! - Okay, that's good. That's good. 105 00:05:42,482 --> 00:05:43,241 - Yes. - Let's do that. 106 00:05:43,379 --> 00:05:45,724 Okay, um, David con - stinks of fish. 107 00:05:45,827 --> 00:05:46,827 Okay. 108 00:05:46,931 --> 00:05:48,344 David con - doesn't do his own laundry. 109 00:05:48,448 --> 00:05:50,068 David con - puts the good knives in the dishwasher. 110 00:05:50,172 --> 00:05:52,793 And the wok and the skillet. 111 00:05:52,896 --> 00:05:55,068 I know you both want David to move out. 112 00:05:55,172 --> 00:05:57,689 We absolutely could do with the extra space. 113 00:05:57,793 --> 00:05:59,517 It's not about us, not about us. 114 00:05:59,620 --> 00:06:01,896 Gordon con - shit name. 115 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:03,172 - Terrible. - Yes. 116 00:06:03,275 --> 00:06:04,862 Gordon con - hair is graying, 117 00:06:04,965 --> 00:06:06,413 which means he will definitely die first. 118 00:06:06,517 --> 00:06:08,724 This is depressing. Let's do some pros! 119 00:06:08,827 --> 00:06:09,793 Okay. 120 00:06:09,896 --> 00:06:11,689 David pro - he's safe. 121 00:06:11,793 --> 00:06:15,275 He will never leave you and he always puts you first. 122 00:06:15,379 --> 00:06:18,793 Oh, my God, that's amazing. Why... why don't I want that? 123 00:06:18,896 --> 00:06:20,413 Well, Gordon pro - he makes you laugh. 124 00:06:20,517 --> 00:06:22,517 Oh, Ashy, that's true. He's funny. 125 00:06:22,620 --> 00:06:25,000 He is. Is David not funny? 126 00:06:25,103 --> 00:06:27,000 Not intentionally. 127 00:06:29,172 --> 00:06:31,896 Oh! Oh, my God. We're having lunch at the fish markets. 128 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:34,896 - Ooh. - Oh! I fucking forgot. 129 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:36,310 Wait. He's not gonna propose there? 130 00:06:36,413 --> 00:06:36,827 - He wouldn't do that, right? - He could! 131 00:06:36,931 --> 00:06:39,103 This is... 132 00:06:39,206 --> 00:06:41,551 - He loves fish! - Oh, shit. 133 00:06:41,655 --> 00:06:43,241 Listen, you're somatically really agitated right now. 134 00:06:43,344 --> 00:06:45,034 Let's do some box breathing together. 135 00:06:45,137 --> 00:06:47,344 Here we go. 136 00:06:47,448 --> 00:06:49,517 - I don't have time. - Oh, okay. All right. 137 00:06:49,620 --> 00:06:51,965 Well, look, the important thing is be prepared. 138 00:06:52,068 --> 00:06:53,000 Yes, yes, yes, yes. 139 00:06:53,103 --> 00:06:54,103 Nine times out of ten, 140 00:06:54,206 --> 00:06:54,862 the ring will come from the pocket. 141 00:06:54,965 --> 00:06:56,724 - So if he stands... - Yes. 142 00:06:56,827 --> 00:06:58,793 ...and he goes for the pocket, you know it's coming. 143 00:06:58,896 --> 00:06:59,896 - Yes. - Yeah? 144 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:01,517 - Great. - Okay. 145 00:07:01,620 --> 00:07:03,586 Then what do I do? Do I just run or something? 146 00:07:03,689 --> 00:07:05,379 Oh, my God. Ash, you should make yourself vomit. 147 00:07:05,482 --> 00:07:07,931 Ash can make herself vomit on cue. 148 00:07:08,034 --> 00:07:09,482 - Can you? Fingers or...? - I can. 149 00:07:09,586 --> 00:07:11,586 - No, no fingers. - Perfect. Do that. 150 00:07:11,689 --> 00:07:13,896 - Is that not too much? - No, not too much. 151 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:15,344 What if he does it from kneeling 152 00:07:15,448 --> 00:07:16,517 or he sits, he's just sitting? 153 00:07:16,620 --> 00:07:17,793 He's still gonna go for the pocket, isn't he? 154 00:07:17,896 --> 00:07:18,724 - Yeah. - Look at this. 155 00:07:18,827 --> 00:07:21,586 Oh, yeah. Hey, Ashy, look at this view. 156 00:07:21,689 --> 00:07:22,551 - The pocket! - Yes! 157 00:07:22,655 --> 00:07:24,448 So whether it's a stand or a sit, 158 00:07:24,551 --> 00:07:25,896 if he goes for the pocket, you swivel, then spew. 159 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:28,827 Yes! Yes. 160 00:07:28,931 --> 00:07:29,827 Great. 161 00:07:29,931 --> 00:07:31,310 Okay. 162 00:07:31,413 --> 00:07:32,482 - Guys. - Yeah? 163 00:07:32,586 --> 00:07:34,275 - The other option... - Mm? 164 00:07:34,379 --> 00:07:37,241 ...and we need to think about it, is that I just... 165 00:07:37,344 --> 00:07:39,896 ...you know, lean in. 166 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:41,413 I've been with David a while. 167 00:07:41,517 --> 00:07:44,896 I really love him too, don't I? 168 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:45,689 Do you? 169 00:07:45,793 --> 00:07:48,275 Do I? 170 00:07:50,172 --> 00:07:51,758 Do you? 171 00:07:51,862 --> 00:07:53,551 Do I? 172 00:07:54,206 --> 00:07:57,137 Fucking straight people! 173 00:07:59,310 --> 00:08:00,379 - Hey, Chi? - Hmm? 174 00:08:00,482 --> 00:08:02,206 - Trio of dips, trio of shits. - Yeah. 175 00:08:02,310 --> 00:08:03,586 - You know what I mean? - 100%. 176 00:08:03,689 --> 00:08:05,413 Let's just do a dynamic duo. Tzatziki... 177 00:08:05,517 --> 00:08:07,275 - Totally. Tzatziki can go. - Fuck off, tzatziki. 178 00:08:07,379 --> 00:08:09,137 What, it's just yogurt, mate, with garlic in it. 179 00:08:09,241 --> 00:08:10,137 Yeah. 180 00:08:10,241 --> 00:08:11,551 The Greeks have gone mad on that one. 181 00:08:11,655 --> 00:08:13,413 - Darling, I have, um... - Oh. 182 00:08:13,517 --> 00:08:15,275 ...parked my car across the street, 183 00:08:15,379 --> 00:08:18,620 so could someone move it in the next ten minutes? 184 00:08:18,724 --> 00:08:20,206 Um, okay. 185 00:08:20,310 --> 00:08:21,827 Where are the keys to your ute? 186 00:08:21,931 --> 00:08:22,862 Um... 187 00:08:23,655 --> 00:08:25,620 Uh, remind me what we're doing? 188 00:08:25,724 --> 00:08:28,137 - Oh, are you serious? - No, no, I know. I know. 189 00:08:28,241 --> 00:08:29,103 It's just timing. It's the time. 190 00:08:29,206 --> 00:08:30,103 I'm getting bedside tables. 191 00:08:30,206 --> 00:08:31,724 Yours look like they're from Costco. 192 00:08:31,827 --> 00:08:32,551 Yes. 193 00:08:32,689 --> 00:08:34,137 - We already agreed on this. - Yeah. 194 00:08:34,241 --> 00:08:35,379 - It's on the whiteboard. - Yeah. 195 00:08:35,482 --> 00:08:37,448 If I'm moving in, we need to have nice things, 196 00:08:37,551 --> 00:08:38,827 which is why you flea-bombed the house. 197 00:08:38,931 --> 00:08:40,034 Oh, yep. 198 00:08:40,137 --> 00:08:41,551 Oh. 199 00:08:41,655 --> 00:08:42,724 Um... 200 00:08:43,724 --> 00:08:45,379 ...speaking of things that we have agreed on, 201 00:08:45,482 --> 00:08:47,137 I got another email from the IVF place. 202 00:08:47,241 --> 00:08:49,448 Okay. Okay. 203 00:08:49,551 --> 00:08:50,551 I'm still paying for egg storage. 204 00:08:50,655 --> 00:08:52,793 Have you thought more about it? 205 00:08:52,896 --> 00:08:54,620 Ah, shit, I don't know. I mean, um... 206 00:08:54,724 --> 00:08:57,827 Gordon, it's not gonna happen naturally. 207 00:08:57,931 --> 00:09:01,620 I'm over 35, so it's already gonna be a geriatric pregnancy. 208 00:09:01,724 --> 00:09:03,655 - That's a bit much. - It's just what they call it. 209 00:09:03,758 --> 00:09:04,068 - Oh, I didn't know that. - Gordon. 210 00:09:04,172 --> 00:09:05,206 Sorry. 211 00:09:05,310 --> 00:09:07,137 Plus your motility is incredibly low. 212 00:09:07,241 --> 00:09:08,344 Hey, can we not? 213 00:09:08,448 --> 00:09:12,965 So... this week maybe? 214 00:09:13,068 --> 00:09:14,000 I mean... 215 00:09:14,965 --> 00:09:16,655 ...your eggs are already in a fridge somewhere. 216 00:09:16,758 --> 00:09:18,482 Like, you told me there wasn't a rush on this. 217 00:09:18,586 --> 00:09:21,172 I said that six months ago, Gordon. 218 00:09:21,275 --> 00:09:22,379 Oh. 219 00:09:22,482 --> 00:09:23,689 Hm. What is your reluctance? 220 00:09:23,793 --> 00:09:26,379 I mean, I'm at work at the moment. 221 00:09:26,482 --> 00:09:27,931 Like, I've got a bit on. 222 00:09:28,034 --> 00:09:30,241 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 223 00:09:30,344 --> 00:09:31,310 Oh, my God, I always do this. 224 00:09:31,413 --> 00:09:33,448 No, no, no, no, no. It's all right. 225 00:09:33,551 --> 00:09:35,448 - No, it's just that I... - Chels. 226 00:09:35,551 --> 00:09:37,448 It's just that I'm literally moving in 227 00:09:37,551 --> 00:09:39,241 and I think that makes me scared. 228 00:09:39,344 --> 00:09:41,827 - I'm feeling really vulnerable. - Okay. 229 00:09:41,931 --> 00:09:44,517 I just... I don't even know if you want this. 230 00:09:44,620 --> 00:09:46,344 Like, I feel really stupid. I feel silly. 231 00:09:46,448 --> 00:09:47,241 I mean, do you... do you... 232 00:09:47,344 --> 00:09:49,137 Do you even want this? 233 00:09:49,241 --> 00:09:51,068 Of course. Of course. Yeah. 234 00:09:51,172 --> 00:09:53,482 Will you do it this week? 235 00:09:53,586 --> 00:09:55,551 I mean, if the timing... 236 00:09:55,655 --> 00:09:57,793 You know, if I get time off. It's a pretty busy week. 237 00:09:57,896 --> 00:09:59,310 But if, and if they have appointments, I don't know... 238 00:09:59,413 --> 00:10:01,620 - Thank you! - Yeah, of course I will. 239 00:10:01,724 --> 00:10:04,275 That means so much to me. 240 00:10:04,379 --> 00:10:05,379 Yeah, I know. 241 00:10:05,482 --> 00:10:07,517 Hmm. 242 00:10:07,620 --> 00:10:08,689 - Okay. - Okay. 243 00:10:08,793 --> 00:10:10,310 - I'll see you later. - All right. 244 00:10:10,413 --> 00:10:11,344 Bye, Chiara. 245 00:10:11,448 --> 00:10:13,000 Bye! 246 00:10:20,172 --> 00:10:22,586 Don't say anything. 247 00:10:24,344 --> 00:10:26,034 - Stop looking at me. - What? 248 00:10:26,137 --> 00:10:27,310 Stop looking at me. 249 00:10:27,413 --> 00:10:29,931 What's the problem? 250 00:10:30,034 --> 00:10:31,379 You tell me. 251 00:10:31,482 --> 00:10:32,862 - There is no problem. - No. 252 00:10:32,965 --> 00:10:34,793 There's no problem! 253 00:10:35,689 --> 00:10:38,586 Shut up. Will you shut up? 254 00:10:38,689 --> 00:10:41,068 Like, you are fucking... 255 00:10:41,172 --> 00:10:42,655 You're... you're out of control. 256 00:10:42,758 --> 00:10:43,620 - I am? - You're out of control. 257 00:10:43,724 --> 00:10:45,482 I'm the one who's out of control? 258 00:10:45,586 --> 00:10:47,655 Look at yourself. You're hysterical right now. 259 00:10:48,586 --> 00:10:50,482 You are fucking hysterical right... 260 00:10:50,586 --> 00:10:52,000 I've got to move the car anyway. 261 00:10:52,103 --> 00:10:53,034 Yeah. 262 00:10:53,137 --> 00:10:54,275 Calm down. 263 00:10:54,379 --> 00:10:55,689 - Take a minute or something. - Yep. 264 00:11:04,724 --> 00:11:06,103 - Oh, my God. - Oh, shit! 265 00:11:06,206 --> 00:11:08,586 - I'm sorry, love. I'm so sorry. - Ashy! 266 00:11:08,689 --> 00:11:10,517 - Oh, let me just... - Over here. 267 00:11:11,758 --> 00:11:13,172 - Ash. - Yep. 268 00:11:13,275 --> 00:11:14,068 Hey. 269 00:11:15,413 --> 00:11:17,379 Oh! Just through here. 270 00:11:17,482 --> 00:11:19,206 It's so smelly. 271 00:11:20,551 --> 00:11:22,689 It's okay. I've had a shower. 272 00:11:22,793 --> 00:11:24,310 - Okay. - And clean clothes. 273 00:11:26,896 --> 00:11:30,482 I've just got a little set-up over here for us. 274 00:11:30,586 --> 00:11:32,724 We're not normally allowed back here. 275 00:11:32,827 --> 00:11:34,689 But I spoke to Stav that does the oysters. 276 00:11:34,793 --> 00:11:37,344 - These incredible Sydney rock. - Okay. 277 00:11:37,448 --> 00:11:38,758 And he said it was fine. 278 00:11:38,862 --> 00:11:42,620 So... I just got like an umbrella and... 279 00:11:42,724 --> 00:11:44,655 - I mean, look at that view. - Yeah. 280 00:11:44,758 --> 00:11:46,344 It's the best seat in the house. 281 00:11:46,448 --> 00:11:47,379 Whoo! 282 00:11:47,482 --> 00:11:49,793 Here. Sit, sit, sit. 283 00:11:51,689 --> 00:11:54,000 I also slipped Gerry ten bucks, 284 00:11:54,103 --> 00:11:56,586 so she's gonna bring us a big fisherman's basket. 285 00:11:56,689 --> 00:11:58,137 - Yum! - Yeah. 286 00:11:58,241 --> 00:12:00,413 Oh, God. 287 00:12:00,517 --> 00:12:02,241 - But more importantly... - Hmm? 288 00:12:04,448 --> 00:12:06,827 Uh... 289 00:12:06,931 --> 00:12:08,758 What's wrong? Are you okay? Oh, my gosh. 290 00:12:08,862 --> 00:12:09,517 - Are you okay? - Oh! What is that? 291 00:12:09,620 --> 00:12:12,965 It's just tartare sauce. 292 00:12:14,379 --> 00:12:15,655 Are you okay? 293 00:12:15,758 --> 00:12:17,275 I'm good. So sorry. 294 00:12:17,379 --> 00:12:18,310 - You right? - Yeah. 295 00:12:18,413 --> 00:12:19,551 Oh. 296 00:12:19,655 --> 00:12:22,137 Feeling tartare-ible today, are you? 297 00:12:22,241 --> 00:12:23,896 That's funny. 298 00:12:24,689 --> 00:12:25,655 - Yeah. - Yeah. 299 00:12:25,758 --> 00:12:27,068 - Sorry. That was silly. - You good? 300 00:12:27,172 --> 00:12:28,344 - You sure? - Yeah. I promise. 301 00:12:28,448 --> 00:12:29,275 Yeah. All good. 302 00:12:29,379 --> 00:12:30,862 Oh, um... 303 00:12:30,965 --> 00:12:32,344 Hey, g'day, Kenneth! 304 00:12:34,379 --> 00:12:35,344 Hey. 305 00:12:35,448 --> 00:12:37,310 Hey. That was some incredible mackerel before. 306 00:12:37,413 --> 00:12:38,724 Sorry, mate? 307 00:12:38,827 --> 00:12:39,896 It was some holy mackerel. 308 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:40,724 You gotta speak up. I can't hear you. 309 00:12:40,827 --> 00:12:43,517 It was holy mackerel! 310 00:12:43,620 --> 00:12:45,000 I'm fucking busy, bro. 311 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:52,172 I brought the, uh, crossword. 312 00:12:52,275 --> 00:12:55,862 Oh, nice. Nice. 313 00:12:56,482 --> 00:12:58,206 - Um... All right. - Okay. 314 00:12:58,310 --> 00:12:59,172 One down. 315 00:12:59,275 --> 00:13:01,517 "Only country with all five vowels." 316 00:13:01,620 --> 00:13:02,310 - Okay. - Ten letters. 317 00:13:02,413 --> 00:13:04,689 Oh. Um... Hmm... 318 00:13:04,793 --> 00:13:07,413 Mozambique. 319 00:13:08,275 --> 00:13:09,689 - Does it fit? - Yep. 320 00:13:09,793 --> 00:13:11,379 Wow. 321 00:13:11,482 --> 00:13:12,241 - Hey. - Yeah. 322 00:13:12,344 --> 00:13:13,344 That was quick. 323 00:13:13,448 --> 00:13:14,448 Teamwork. 324 00:13:14,551 --> 00:13:16,931 I didn't do anything. 325 00:13:18,793 --> 00:13:20,586 - Oh. - Oh, Kenneth wants to join. 326 00:13:20,689 --> 00:13:22,172 Does he? 327 00:13:22,275 --> 00:13:23,517 No. 328 00:13:23,620 --> 00:13:26,000 No. 329 00:13:26,965 --> 00:13:27,689 So embarrassing. 330 00:13:31,896 --> 00:13:33,034 I got her! 331 00:13:34,206 --> 00:13:36,689 You got me. That was funny. 332 00:13:37,448 --> 00:13:40,172 You are very funny. 333 00:13:40,275 --> 00:13:40,413 Yeah. 334 00:13:40,551 --> 00:13:42,965 You are. 335 00:13:43,620 --> 00:13:46,344 You're so handsome too. 336 00:13:47,482 --> 00:13:48,931 Thanks. 337 00:13:50,862 --> 00:13:53,241 We open in 15. Are you good? 338 00:13:53,344 --> 00:13:54,172 Yeah, boy. 339 00:13:54,310 --> 00:13:57,482 Brett, seriously, take the T-shirt off, man. 340 00:13:57,586 --> 00:14:00,137 - Chelsea was just here. - Yes, boss. 341 00:14:00,241 --> 00:14:01,206 Yes, boss! Do it! 342 00:14:01,310 --> 00:14:04,551 Oh, also, at the start of this month, 343 00:14:04,655 --> 00:14:05,655 on a Thursday, you logged two hours, 344 00:14:05,758 --> 00:14:08,586 but you don't work on Thursdays, I thought. 345 00:14:08,689 --> 00:14:10,517 I took you to the airport. 346 00:14:10,620 --> 00:14:12,206 - You logged that? - Yeah. 347 00:14:12,310 --> 00:14:13,689 - You took me there as a mate. - But you flew for work. 348 00:14:13,793 --> 00:14:17,586 Yeah, but taking someone to the airport is a friend thing. 349 00:14:17,689 --> 00:14:19,137 But you flew for work. 350 00:14:20,413 --> 00:14:22,862 What is this? What's going on here? Is this a Carmen thing? 351 00:14:22,965 --> 00:14:24,517 - It was her idea. - I fucking knew it. 352 00:14:24,620 --> 00:14:25,724 But she's right. 353 00:14:25,827 --> 00:14:26,413 You always treat me like a PA, 354 00:14:26,551 --> 00:14:28,206 and never like a best friend. 355 00:14:28,310 --> 00:14:29,206 - Brett, no, I don't. - Yeah, you do. 356 00:14:29,310 --> 00:14:32,000 I don't. That is a lie, man. 357 00:14:32,103 --> 00:14:32,758 That's what she told me. 358 00:14:32,862 --> 00:14:34,344 - Man... - I'm pretty sure. 359 00:14:34,448 --> 00:14:36,413 Bretty, this is not you, mate. 360 00:14:36,517 --> 00:14:37,275 This is not you. 361 00:14:37,379 --> 00:14:38,724 When was the last time we hung out? 362 00:14:38,827 --> 00:14:40,965 I'm busy. I'm sorry. We'll hang out soon, okay? 363 00:14:41,068 --> 00:14:42,758 But this isn't you, I'm telling ya. 364 00:14:42,862 --> 00:14:44,172 - Yeah, right. - Hello? 365 00:14:44,275 --> 00:14:45,551 Hi, Gordon. 366 00:14:45,655 --> 00:14:46,310 Oh, hey, Chels. How are ya? 367 00:14:46,413 --> 00:14:48,206 Hey, amazing news. 368 00:14:48,310 --> 00:14:49,344 They've got a late cancellation. 369 00:14:49,448 --> 00:14:50,310 Can you get there at 5:45? 370 00:14:50,413 --> 00:14:52,172 Where? 371 00:14:52,275 --> 00:14:53,689 The IVF place. 372 00:14:53,793 --> 00:14:55,068 Oh, um... 373 00:14:55,172 --> 00:14:57,724 The next appointment isn't for another three months. 374 00:14:57,827 --> 00:15:00,206 Gordon, this is a sign. 375 00:15:00,310 --> 00:15:03,172 No, I know, but I just... I have to flea-bomb the house, Chels. 376 00:15:03,275 --> 00:15:04,344 Yeah, I thought you already did that. 377 00:15:04,448 --> 00:15:06,655 I was meant to. I'm really sorry I haven't. 378 00:15:06,758 --> 00:15:07,655 I have to do that today. 379 00:15:07,758 --> 00:15:08,965 - I could do it. - Hey? 380 00:15:09,068 --> 00:15:10,517 Yes! Oh, Bretty, thank you. 381 00:15:10,620 --> 00:15:11,896 - What? - No worries, love. 382 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:12,896 No, no. It's a whole thing. 383 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:14,172 I have to... Do you know how to do it? 384 00:15:14,275 --> 00:15:16,517 Okay, I'll meet you there. Love you. 385 00:15:16,620 --> 00:15:18,413 - Love you. - Love you. 386 00:15:19,517 --> 00:15:21,448 Don't do this, Gordon. 387 00:15:21,551 --> 00:15:23,827 What? Hang on. Why? 388 00:15:23,931 --> 00:15:26,103 Do... do you want to have kids with her? 389 00:15:26,206 --> 00:15:28,103 Mate, I don't know. She wants to do it, okay? 390 00:15:28,206 --> 00:15:29,758 I want to have kids at some point. 391 00:15:29,862 --> 00:15:30,862 Yeah, but with her? 392 00:15:30,965 --> 00:15:33,517 I don't know, Chiara, okay? Probably. 393 00:15:33,620 --> 00:15:35,724 Probably. No, that's a great way to go into kids. 394 00:15:35,827 --> 00:15:37,137 - Chi... - 'Cause they're amazing with... 395 00:15:37,241 --> 00:15:38,724 Yeah, probably. Yep, good. Yep. 396 00:15:38,827 --> 00:15:40,344 I'm not having a baby today, mate. 397 00:15:40,448 --> 00:15:41,758 - Yep. - I'm just putting sperm in. 398 00:15:41,862 --> 00:15:44,172 I've got time, okay? A sperm is not an embryo. 399 00:15:44,275 --> 00:15:45,448 An embryo is not a baby. 400 00:15:45,551 --> 00:15:46,793 Tell that to the Catholic Church, mate. 401 00:15:46,896 --> 00:15:48,793 Chi, what the... This morning, you told me 402 00:15:48,896 --> 00:15:49,655 not to pursue the thing with Ash. 403 00:15:49,758 --> 00:15:51,827 - Right? - That's right. 404 00:15:51,931 --> 00:15:54,068 Now you're telling me not to do this with Chelsea. 405 00:15:54,172 --> 00:15:55,931 - What the fuck? - Correct. They're shit ideas. 406 00:15:56,034 --> 00:15:58,000 Both of those things are shit ideas, Gordon. 407 00:15:58,103 --> 00:15:59,344 Are you jealous? 408 00:16:00,241 --> 00:16:01,000 - No. - Oh, my God, she's jealous. 409 00:16:01,103 --> 00:16:04,000 - Of who? - Of all the girls. 410 00:16:04,103 --> 00:16:06,000 - Oh, my God! - Just asking the question. Well? 411 00:16:06,103 --> 00:16:08,793 You two are mental. No, you're on yourself, mate. 412 00:16:08,896 --> 00:16:10,758 Not only do I not find you attractive, Gordon, 413 00:16:10,862 --> 00:16:12,758 I actually physically find you a bit off-putting. 414 00:16:12,862 --> 00:16:15,000 - Off-putting? - Yeah, to be honest. 415 00:16:15,103 --> 00:16:16,758 With your scraggly face and your fucking bitch hips. 416 00:16:16,862 --> 00:16:19,448 - Bitch hips? - Yeah, bitch hips, bitch. 417 00:16:19,551 --> 00:16:22,724 Yep, yep. Take a look at yourself from behind, Gordon. 418 00:16:22,827 --> 00:16:23,793 It's not pretty. 419 00:16:23,896 --> 00:16:24,965 What the fuck?! 420 00:16:25,068 --> 00:16:27,275 Hey, I'll log the flea bombs as your PA, yeah? 421 00:16:27,379 --> 00:16:29,137 Fine, log it as a PA, fuck ya. 422 00:16:29,241 --> 00:16:31,241 Yeah, sick. Love you. 423 00:16:31,344 --> 00:16:32,413 Love you. 424 00:16:36,551 --> 00:16:38,793 - Hey, Chi? - Yeah? 425 00:16:38,896 --> 00:16:41,137 The bitch hips thing was too much. Too much. 426 00:16:41,241 --> 00:16:42,793 Sorry, mate. The truth hurts. 427 00:16:42,896 --> 00:16:44,344 I don't have bitch hips! 428 00:16:53,793 --> 00:16:55,551 Hey, what if we found a nice rooftop bar 429 00:16:55,655 --> 00:16:57,344 like the one in Warrnambool? 430 00:16:58,379 --> 00:17:01,689 You know, catch the sunset, have some champs, see what happens. 431 00:17:01,793 --> 00:17:03,275 - Today? - Yeah. 432 00:17:03,379 --> 00:17:06,448 Oh, sunsets just aren't really my thing. 433 00:17:06,551 --> 00:17:07,965 I've been getting sundowner syndrome. 434 00:17:08,068 --> 00:17:11,448 It's like, um, seasonal depression. 435 00:17:11,551 --> 00:17:12,689 - Really? - Mm-hm. 436 00:17:12,793 --> 00:17:13,827 Oh, I had no idea. 437 00:17:13,931 --> 00:17:15,793 Uh, it's a new thing, yeah. It's recent. 438 00:17:15,896 --> 00:17:17,689 But it's anxiety, really. 439 00:17:17,793 --> 00:17:18,793 Oh, okay. 440 00:17:18,896 --> 00:17:20,103 - Left. - Oh. 441 00:17:21,172 --> 00:17:22,793 Okay, well, what if... 442 00:17:22,896 --> 00:17:25,413 What if we went to the Botanical Gardens? 443 00:17:25,517 --> 00:17:26,965 Have a champagne picnic? 444 00:17:27,068 --> 00:17:27,896 Uh... 445 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:30,827 - Well, um, 10:00 and 2:00. - Oh. 446 00:17:30,931 --> 00:17:32,931 I'd... I'd still see the sunset, though, 447 00:17:33,034 --> 00:17:34,275 through the trees, wouldn't I? 448 00:17:34,379 --> 00:17:36,310 So, yeah. Sorry, mate, can't. 449 00:17:36,413 --> 00:17:37,793 Uh... 450 00:17:37,896 --> 00:17:39,137 Okay, well, forget sunsets. 451 00:17:39,241 --> 00:17:41,172 What if, um... 452 00:17:41,275 --> 00:17:43,931 - 10:00 and 2:00. - What if we... Sorry. 453 00:17:44,034 --> 00:17:46,413 What if we book a nice, uh, table at that French bistro? 454 00:17:46,517 --> 00:17:48,241 What's it called? The one that we like? 455 00:17:48,344 --> 00:17:50,896 Stop! That was a stop sign. 456 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:51,896 Oh, you drove straight through it. 457 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:53,827 - Did I? - Don't look now. Pull over. 458 00:17:53,931 --> 00:17:56,275 David! 459 00:17:56,379 --> 00:17:57,413 You just... 460 00:17:58,379 --> 00:18:02,103 This is my license now, and you're making so many errors. 461 00:18:02,206 --> 00:18:03,551 Honestly, I didn't even see it. 462 00:18:03,655 --> 00:18:06,034 Yeah, 'cause you're too busy talking about sunsets. 463 00:18:12,172 --> 00:18:12,620 Stupid. 464 00:18:12,724 --> 00:18:13,620 It's okay, mate. 465 00:18:13,724 --> 00:18:15,586 No. Uh... 466 00:18:15,689 --> 00:18:17,275 A guy my age, without a license, 467 00:18:17,379 --> 00:18:18,448 making basic mistakes, 468 00:18:18,551 --> 00:18:19,655 I mean, it's pathetic. 469 00:18:19,758 --> 00:18:21,655 - But you're not pathetic. - I am. 470 00:18:21,758 --> 00:18:24,620 I still don't know what a hot doctor like you 471 00:18:24,724 --> 00:18:25,965 is doing with a guy like me. 472 00:18:26,068 --> 00:18:27,517 No, I'm not perfect. 473 00:18:27,620 --> 00:18:28,827 Yes, you are. 474 00:18:28,931 --> 00:18:32,206 Please, David, do not put me on a pedestal. 475 00:18:32,310 --> 00:18:33,275 I... 476 00:18:33,379 --> 00:18:36,379 I don't give money to homeless people. 477 00:18:36,482 --> 00:18:37,448 I don't either. 478 00:18:37,551 --> 00:18:38,620 I've got HPV. 479 00:18:38,724 --> 00:18:40,137 Yeah, but that's really common. 480 00:18:40,241 --> 00:18:42,793 Mon had it, actually. I probably gave it to you. 481 00:18:42,896 --> 00:18:44,862 Can you stop talking about Mon? 482 00:18:46,379 --> 00:18:48,724 I'm just saying, you know, like, I shoplift sometimes. 483 00:18:48,827 --> 00:18:49,793 - Do you? - Yeah. 484 00:18:49,896 --> 00:18:50,931 Just like cheap lipsticks 485 00:18:51,034 --> 00:18:52,344 from the chemist or whatever. 486 00:18:52,448 --> 00:18:53,862 Don't laugh. 487 00:18:53,965 --> 00:18:56,172 I'm just saying I'm not perfect, you know? 488 00:18:57,551 --> 00:19:00,068 I've been unfaithful. 489 00:19:00,172 --> 00:19:01,344 What? 490 00:19:02,241 --> 00:19:04,275 Not... Just in the past, you know? 491 00:19:04,379 --> 00:19:07,758 Like... with other... guys. 492 00:19:08,793 --> 00:19:11,551 Oh, yeah, but, Ash, not with me. 493 00:19:11,655 --> 00:19:12,965 - No. - It's okay. 494 00:19:13,068 --> 00:19:14,310 Yeah. 495 00:19:14,413 --> 00:19:17,793 I see you and I accept you. 496 00:19:19,034 --> 00:19:19,827 Okay. 497 00:19:19,931 --> 00:19:22,758 You know what? You're right. 498 00:19:22,862 --> 00:19:25,172 We don't have to go anywhere special 499 00:19:25,275 --> 00:19:29,103 because wherever you are is already special. 500 00:19:29,724 --> 00:19:32,103 Like this car. 501 00:19:32,206 --> 00:19:36,689 This car is really special because you're in it. 502 00:19:40,482 --> 00:19:41,758 - Ashley... - Mm-mm. 503 00:19:41,862 --> 00:19:43,000 ...Maree... 504 00:19:45,620 --> 00:19:48,000 Between your legs. Between your legs. What's happening? 505 00:19:54,275 --> 00:19:57,172 Oh, and has it been at least 48 hours since you ejaculated? 506 00:19:57,275 --> 00:19:59,896 Yes. 507 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,000 What? 508 00:20:01,103 --> 00:20:02,896 Last week after Survivor All-Stars 509 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:04,275 was the last time we had sex. 510 00:20:04,379 --> 00:20:05,551 - Was it? - Yeah. 511 00:20:05,655 --> 00:20:08,137 'Cause you have a thing for Par-vati. 512 00:20:08,241 --> 00:20:09,724 I don't have anything for Par-vati. 513 00:20:09,827 --> 00:20:12,206 - And it's Parvati. - I think it's Par-vati. 514 00:20:13,413 --> 00:20:14,758 It's Parvati. 515 00:20:18,103 --> 00:20:20,724 Anyway, yes, we... we did. Good. 516 00:20:20,827 --> 00:20:22,655 You haven't masturbated recently? 517 00:20:22,758 --> 00:20:23,793 No. 518 00:20:23,896 --> 00:20:25,034 - N-no. - No. 519 00:20:25,137 --> 00:20:26,000 Nuh. 520 00:20:26,103 --> 00:20:29,172 Right, good. Uh, no other sexual partners? 521 00:20:29,275 --> 00:20:30,620 - No. - Nuh. 522 00:20:30,724 --> 00:20:31,862 Okay. Good. 523 00:20:31,965 --> 00:20:32,689 I mean, you wouldn't be able to tell that 524 00:20:32,793 --> 00:20:35,000 from my sample anyway, would you? 525 00:20:35,103 --> 00:20:36,206 What? 526 00:20:36,310 --> 00:20:37,310 No, I'm saying... 527 00:20:37,413 --> 00:20:40,206 I'm just saying because I had testicular cancer, 528 00:20:40,310 --> 00:20:44,517 the motility of my sperm and the volume is the thing. 529 00:20:44,620 --> 00:20:47,413 I mean, that's what we're thinking. That's the main game. 530 00:20:47,517 --> 00:20:49,137 - Yes, but... - I don't know what I'm saying. 531 00:20:49,241 --> 00:20:50,379 That's why it's important that you give yourself 532 00:20:50,482 --> 00:20:53,034 the best chance at producing viable sperm. 533 00:20:53,137 --> 00:20:55,000 - Yes. Yeah. - Yeah. 534 00:20:56,448 --> 00:20:57,620 - Right. - Yep. 535 00:20:57,724 --> 00:20:59,379 Well... 536 00:20:59,482 --> 00:21:01,689 ...it's showtime! 537 00:21:03,034 --> 00:21:06,034 So, yeah. Uh, it's all here. 538 00:21:06,137 --> 00:21:07,310 Um, we've got internet. 539 00:21:07,413 --> 00:21:08,620 - Yep. - Uh... 540 00:21:08,724 --> 00:21:10,206 We have magazines if you're old school. 541 00:21:10,310 --> 00:21:11,517 Okay, thank you. 542 00:21:11,620 --> 00:21:13,448 Um, so, yeah, just take your time. 543 00:21:13,551 --> 00:21:17,137 - Have fun with it, I guess. - Thanks. 544 00:21:23,862 --> 00:21:26,034 Guy to guy... 545 00:21:26,137 --> 00:21:26,931 Yes? 546 00:21:27,068 --> 00:21:29,793 Don't feel pressure to think about her. 547 00:21:29,896 --> 00:21:30,931 I'm sorry? 548 00:21:31,034 --> 00:21:32,931 Just... don't. 549 00:21:33,034 --> 00:21:34,103 Right. 550 00:21:34,206 --> 00:21:38,655 She's lovely, but guy to guy... 551 00:21:39,586 --> 00:21:40,482 ...a lot of men can get in their heads 552 00:21:40,586 --> 00:21:43,137 thinking this is the moment of conception 553 00:21:43,241 --> 00:21:44,206 and they put pressure on themselves 554 00:21:44,310 --> 00:21:45,758 to think about the mother of their child, 555 00:21:45,862 --> 00:21:46,586 but don't... don't... don't do that. 556 00:21:46,689 --> 00:21:47,620 Okay. 557 00:21:47,724 --> 00:21:48,448 - Don't do that. - Okay. 558 00:21:48,551 --> 00:21:51,034 This is a free pass. 559 00:21:51,137 --> 00:21:51,827 It's an opportunity. 560 00:21:51,931 --> 00:21:54,517 It's just for you, okay? 561 00:21:54,620 --> 00:21:56,344 She'll never know. 562 00:21:56,448 --> 00:21:58,206 - No one's gonna know. - Okay. 563 00:21:58,310 --> 00:22:02,000 I mean, I'll know because I've got your recent search history. 564 00:22:02,103 --> 00:22:04,551 I mean, look at the last guy. What have we got here? 565 00:22:04,655 --> 00:22:06,724 - All the greatest hits. - Yep. 566 00:22:06,827 --> 00:22:09,310 Stepsister is still number one. 567 00:22:09,413 --> 00:22:13,172 - Is it? - You've got big tits, MILF, gay. 568 00:22:14,551 --> 00:22:15,758 - I'm good. - Okay. 569 00:22:15,862 --> 00:22:18,551 Um... I can get some Survivor on there if you want. 570 00:22:18,655 --> 00:22:19,931 - I can manage that. Yeah. - Okay, sure, sure. 571 00:22:20,034 --> 00:22:22,172 You know, like I said, just have fun with it. 572 00:22:22,275 --> 00:22:23,206 Mm-hm. 573 00:22:23,310 --> 00:22:26,000 See you on the other side. 574 00:22:26,103 --> 00:22:26,310 Mm. Thank you. 575 00:22:26,413 --> 00:22:28,241 Oh, uh... 576 00:22:28,344 --> 00:22:32,896 Sign this so we can't sell or otherwise misuse your semen. 577 00:22:34,758 --> 00:22:35,862 - All right. - Hmm. 578 00:22:35,965 --> 00:22:38,206 Come... and see me when you're done. 579 00:22:38,310 --> 00:22:38,827 All right. 580 00:22:38,931 --> 00:22:41,586 Ejacu-later. 581 00:22:54,965 --> 00:22:58,000 ♪ Jimmy Barnes' "Working Class Man"♪ 582 00:23:08,103 --> 00:23:12,482 ♪ Working hard to make a living ♪ 583 00:23:12,586 --> 00:23:16,034 ♪ Bringing shelter from the rain ♪ 584 00:23:16,965 --> 00:23:18,620 ♪ A father's son left to carry on ♪ 585 00:23:18,724 --> 00:23:23,275 ♪ Blue denim in his veins ♪ 586 00:23:23,379 --> 00:23:25,827 ♪ Whoa-oh-oh ♪ 587 00:23:25,931 --> 00:23:28,793 ♪ He's a working-class man ♪ 588 00:23:33,896 --> 00:23:37,827 ♪ Well, he's a steel town disciple ♪ 589 00:23:37,931 --> 00:23:40,517 ♪ He's a legend of his kind ♪ 590 00:23:40,620 --> 00:23:44,551 ♪ He's running like a cyclone... ♪ 591 00:23:44,655 --> 00:23:45,827 Fuck off! 592 00:23:45,931 --> 00:23:47,448 ♪ Across the wild Midwestern sky... ♪ 593 00:23:48,620 --> 00:23:50,793 ♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪ 594 00:23:50,896 --> 00:23:53,310 ♪ He's a working-class man ♪ 595 00:23:55,517 --> 00:23:56,413 ♪ Oh-oh-oh 596 00:23:56,517 --> 00:23:58,551 ♪ He believes in God and Elvis ♪ 597 00:23:58,655 --> 00:23:59,827 ♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪ 598 00:23:59,931 --> 00:24:01,448 ♪ He gets out when he can ♪ 599 00:24:01,551 --> 00:24:03,620 ♪ Oh-oh-oh 600 00:24:03,724 --> 00:24:06,793 ♪ He did his time in Vietnam ♪ 601 00:24:06,896 --> 00:24:09,103 ♪ Still mad at Uncle Sam... ♪ 602 00:24:09,206 --> 00:24:10,931 ♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪ 603 00:24:11,034 --> 00:24:13,965 ♪ He's a simple man with a heart of gold ♪ 604 00:24:14,068 --> 00:24:14,551 ♪ In a complicated land... ♪ 605 00:24:14,655 --> 00:24:15,931 Ooh! 606 00:24:16,034 --> 00:24:17,655 Oh. 607 00:24:23,931 --> 00:24:25,034 - How'd you go? - No dice. No dice. 608 00:24:25,137 --> 00:24:27,827 What do you mean, "no dice, no dice"? 609 00:24:27,931 --> 00:24:28,413 It's just not my day, I think. 610 00:24:28,517 --> 00:24:30,413 Seriously? 611 00:24:30,517 --> 00:24:31,827 Do you mind? 612 00:24:32,793 --> 00:24:34,206 Can I come in? Can I go in with him? 613 00:24:34,310 --> 00:24:36,310 Sure. I mean, whatever gets the job done, right? 614 00:24:36,413 --> 00:24:37,206 Okay, great. It's fine. 615 00:24:37,310 --> 00:24:39,034 - I'll give you a hand job. - Can we not? 616 00:24:39,137 --> 00:24:39,862 - It's fine. - Don't be ridiculous. 617 00:24:39,965 --> 00:24:41,275 - Uh... - Let's go. Thank you. 618 00:24:42,517 --> 00:24:43,862 Good luck. 619 00:24:46,758 --> 00:24:48,379 I don't know you. 620 00:24:50,724 --> 00:24:52,137 Do you know him? 621 00:24:52,241 --> 00:24:53,379 No. 622 00:24:55,517 --> 00:24:58,206 Um, it's here. 623 00:24:58,310 --> 00:24:59,000 Ooh. 624 00:24:59,137 --> 00:25:01,103 - No, no, it's... - Is that too hard? 625 00:25:01,206 --> 00:25:02,344 No, that's... It's a bit... It's... it's good. 626 00:25:02,448 --> 00:25:04,551 - No? What do you want? - No, I need it. I need it. 627 00:25:04,655 --> 00:25:06,034 - It's good. Just get it done. - Yeah, you need it. 628 00:25:06,137 --> 00:25:08,793 Yeah, you need it. Come on. 629 00:25:08,896 --> 00:25:09,862 Ohh! 630 00:25:09,965 --> 00:25:11,206 - Uh... - Fuck, Gordon. Come on. 631 00:25:11,310 --> 00:25:13,034 - What is going on here? - Yeah, it's... 632 00:25:13,137 --> 00:25:15,620 Do you want Par-vati? 633 00:25:15,724 --> 00:25:16,655 It's Parvati. 634 00:25:35,137 --> 00:25:36,172 Another appointment will come up. 635 00:25:36,275 --> 00:25:37,862 - I don't... I don't... - It'll come up. 636 00:25:37,965 --> 00:25:39,275 I don't wanna talk about it anymore. 637 00:25:39,379 --> 00:25:40,137 All right. 638 00:25:46,068 --> 00:25:49,000 I need a shower. I feel gross. 639 00:25:55,413 --> 00:25:57,241 Oh, shit. That's right. The flea bombs. 640 00:25:57,344 --> 00:25:58,068 How long has it been? 641 00:25:58,206 --> 00:26:01,172 I'll open a window. Oh, fucking hell! 642 00:26:01,275 --> 00:26:01,724 - Bretty, Bretty, Bretty! - Oh, my God. 643 00:26:01,827 --> 00:26:02,586 Bretty, you okay? 644 00:26:02,724 --> 00:26:04,517 Shall I call an ambulance? 645 00:26:04,620 --> 00:26:06,000 Oh, shit. Yeah, man. 646 00:26:06,103 --> 00:26:07,310 - Hey, let's, uh, close that. - Uh... 647 00:26:07,413 --> 00:26:09,241 Oh, yeah, sorry, bro. The shirt. 648 00:26:09,344 --> 00:26:10,482 No, you're good. You're good. You're good. 649 00:26:10,586 --> 00:26:11,517 - What is that? Is that you? - Is... is what me? 650 00:26:11,620 --> 00:26:14,551 - On the T-shirt. - Uh, I don't think so. 651 00:26:14,655 --> 00:26:15,689 Oh, yeah. I...I made it. 652 00:26:15,793 --> 00:26:17,172 Hey, Bretty, Bretty. 653 00:26:17,275 --> 00:26:18,344 - Bretty, Bretty, Bretty! - What? What? 654 00:26:18,448 --> 00:26:20,931 - Fuckin'... - Hang on. Hang on. What? 655 00:26:21,034 --> 00:26:24,310 Uh... 656 00:26:24,413 --> 00:26:25,551 Yep. 657 00:26:25,655 --> 00:26:28,000 Okay, Bretty, can you give us a minute? 658 00:26:28,103 --> 00:26:29,793 What... what is going on? 659 00:26:29,896 --> 00:26:30,827 - You okay? - Yep. 660 00:26:30,931 --> 00:26:32,103 Okay. 661 00:26:32,206 --> 00:26:33,517 - What? - Um... 662 00:26:36,379 --> 00:26:37,034 Chels... 663 00:26:41,586 --> 00:26:42,758 You okay? 664 00:26:42,862 --> 00:26:44,448 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 665 00:26:44,551 --> 00:26:45,655 Um... 666 00:26:47,689 --> 00:26:49,137 Chels, I... 667 00:26:50,310 --> 00:26:51,275 I can't do this anymore. 668 00:26:51,379 --> 00:26:53,793 Do what? 669 00:26:54,793 --> 00:26:55,793 This. You know, us. 670 00:26:55,896 --> 00:26:57,758 I can't do it. I can't do it. 671 00:27:00,517 --> 00:27:02,517 Are you fucking joking? 672 00:27:03,586 --> 00:27:05,379 No. 673 00:27:06,275 --> 00:27:07,965 We're in the middle of doing IVF, 674 00:27:08,068 --> 00:27:10,310 and you're breaking up with me? 675 00:27:11,689 --> 00:27:12,517 Hmm. 676 00:27:13,344 --> 00:27:15,310 You're breaking up with me? 677 00:27:16,931 --> 00:27:18,172 Uh... 678 00:27:18,275 --> 00:27:20,793 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 679 00:27:20,896 --> 00:27:23,965 You do not get to fuckin' speak right now. 680 00:27:24,068 --> 00:27:26,206 That's all right. I'll get an Uber to the hospital. 681 00:27:26,310 --> 00:27:28,931 Why? Gordon? Hmm? 682 00:27:29,034 --> 00:27:30,275 - Hmm? - Hmm? 683 00:27:30,379 --> 00:27:31,931 You give me one good fuckin' reason 684 00:27:32,034 --> 00:27:33,586 why you are breaking up with me, 685 00:27:33,689 --> 00:27:35,068 'cause I've got a million reasons why I should dump you, 686 00:27:35,172 --> 00:27:38,137 you fucking gray-haired, sad man-child. 687 00:27:38,241 --> 00:27:43,379 I'm so interested to hear why you're breaking up with me. 688 00:27:46,448 --> 00:27:48,586 My heart isn't in it, Chels. 689 00:27:50,827 --> 00:27:52,034 Right. 690 00:27:53,379 --> 00:27:56,517 And was your heart in it 45 minutes ago 691 00:27:56,620 --> 00:27:59,413 when you agreed to give sperm to try and make an embryo with me? 692 00:27:59,517 --> 00:28:02,379 Or was your heart "not in it" then too? 693 00:28:04,034 --> 00:28:05,000 Chels, I'm sorry. 694 00:28:05,103 --> 00:28:06,689 No, I'm sorry... 695 00:28:07,724 --> 00:28:10,344 ...that I wasted the last year of my life with you. 696 00:28:10,448 --> 00:28:11,517 You didn't waste it. 697 00:28:11,620 --> 00:28:14,310 I am sorry that I've been so arrogant 698 00:28:14,413 --> 00:28:16,344 to think that I could be the one to fix you, 699 00:28:16,448 --> 00:28:18,034 because I think you might be unfixable, Gordon. 700 00:28:18,137 --> 00:28:20,655 And your charismatic, 701 00:28:20,758 --> 00:28:23,620 "ooh, whoopsie-daisy, I run a bar, aren't I fun?" thing 702 00:28:23,724 --> 00:28:26,482 is... it's charming when you're in your 20s or your 30s, 703 00:28:26,586 --> 00:28:30,965 but at your age, it is a red fucking flag! 704 00:28:33,034 --> 00:28:34,586 Crimson! 705 00:28:34,689 --> 00:28:36,827 And I am sorry that I ignored it 706 00:28:36,931 --> 00:28:39,827 during one of my final fertile years. 707 00:28:39,931 --> 00:28:40,827 I'm sorry. 708 00:28:40,931 --> 00:28:43,034 Don't be! 709 00:28:46,068 --> 00:28:48,482 Yeah, I have embryos with Simon, my ex, anyway, 710 00:28:48,586 --> 00:28:49,551 and they're really good. 711 00:28:49,655 --> 00:28:52,000 Like, I have three 3AAs. That never happens. 712 00:28:52,103 --> 00:28:53,586 That's great. Congratulations. 713 00:28:53,689 --> 00:28:56,034 Yeah, thank you. Fuck yourself! 714 00:28:57,275 --> 00:28:58,448 Don't... 715 00:28:58,551 --> 00:29:01,172 Don't touch my plant. Don't touch my stuff. 716 00:29:01,275 --> 00:29:03,068 I'll get my assistant to pick it up tomorrow, 717 00:29:03,172 --> 00:29:05,620 and she's gonna be thrilled because she always thought 718 00:29:05,724 --> 00:29:08,793 you were a fuckwit, by the way. 719 00:29:14,448 --> 00:29:19,000 Oh, no, they canceled. Oh, man! 720 00:29:19,931 --> 00:29:21,965 It's okay, mate, I'll take you to hospital. 721 00:29:22,068 --> 00:29:23,965 As a boss or as a friend? 722 00:29:24,068 --> 00:29:26,137 As a friend. 723 00:29:40,172 --> 00:29:43,310 Ashy. Ash-begash. 724 00:29:43,413 --> 00:29:45,275 Come on. Wake up, baby. Hey. 725 00:29:45,379 --> 00:29:48,586 - Huh? - Hey, come on. Wake up. 726 00:29:48,689 --> 00:29:50,448 - What? - It's okay. 727 00:29:50,551 --> 00:29:52,620 Come on, we're gonna go for a ride. 728 00:29:52,724 --> 00:29:54,103 - What's happening? - It's okay. 729 00:29:54,206 --> 00:29:56,655 I've got your pillow and your doona in the car. 730 00:29:56,758 --> 00:29:58,379 - I... - We're gonna go somewhere. 731 00:29:58,482 --> 00:29:59,620 But I want you to stay asleep, okay? 732 00:29:59,724 --> 00:30:00,724 What's happened? 733 00:30:00,827 --> 00:30:02,724 Come with me and stay asleep. 734 00:30:02,827 --> 00:30:03,310 I don't want to. 735 00:30:11,344 --> 00:30:13,620 - Ash Begash? - Hmm? 736 00:30:13,724 --> 00:30:15,413 - Hey, wake up. - Hmm. 737 00:30:15,517 --> 00:30:17,793 Wake up. We're here. 738 00:30:19,172 --> 00:30:20,275 Where are we? 739 00:30:20,379 --> 00:30:20,758 Camden. 740 00:30:20,862 --> 00:30:22,827 What? 741 00:30:22,931 --> 00:30:25,448 Listen. I've got your clothes here. 742 00:30:25,551 --> 00:30:26,758 - Okay? - Oh. 743 00:30:26,862 --> 00:30:28,620 Why don't you get changed? 744 00:30:28,724 --> 00:30:31,068 I just gotta run off and talk to someone quickly 745 00:30:31,172 --> 00:30:31,827 and I'll be back, okay? 746 00:30:31,931 --> 00:30:32,896 - Mm. - All right? 747 00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:34,034 You rug up. 748 00:30:35,103 --> 00:30:36,137 Mm-hm. 749 00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:38,482 See you soon. 750 00:30:42,068 --> 00:30:43,620 Ohh. 751 00:30:53,896 --> 00:30:54,827 Oh, God. 752 00:30:56,620 --> 00:30:57,586 Hi! 753 00:30:57,689 --> 00:31:00,689 - Uh-oh. What's he done now? - Yeah. 754 00:31:00,793 --> 00:31:03,448 What is all this? Are we... we going up in that? 755 00:31:03,551 --> 00:31:06,689 Not just going up. Champagne breakfast! 756 00:31:08,068 --> 00:31:09,448 Grant Burge, anyone? 757 00:31:09,551 --> 00:31:12,206 Please, please, please wait. Just wait. Stop. 758 00:31:12,310 --> 00:31:13,724 Um... 759 00:31:14,103 --> 00:31:18,586 David, I think I know what you're about to do, and, um... 760 00:31:19,103 --> 00:31:21,724 ...please don't. 761 00:31:21,827 --> 00:31:25,965 Yep, but do you really know what I'm about to do? 762 00:31:26,068 --> 00:31:26,862 Yes. 763 00:31:26,965 --> 00:31:29,344 Yeah, but do you, though? I mean... 764 00:31:29,448 --> 00:31:30,517 Yes. Yes, David. 765 00:31:30,620 --> 00:31:31,931 And... and... 766 00:31:33,482 --> 00:31:35,758 I don't want to do... 767 00:31:36,068 --> 00:31:38,000 ...that. 768 00:31:39,517 --> 00:31:40,551 Are you... 769 00:31:40,655 --> 00:31:40,896 Right. 770 00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:43,103 Uh... 771 00:31:47,689 --> 00:31:52,344 Um... what do you want to do? 772 00:31:53,827 --> 00:31:55,517 I don't know. 773 00:31:55,620 --> 00:31:58,068 Nothing. 774 00:31:59,724 --> 00:32:01,172 Uh, right, okay. 775 00:32:01,275 --> 00:32:02,862 Well, shall we just pretend like I wasn't about to do that, 776 00:32:02,965 --> 00:32:06,655 and we just go back to how we are? 777 00:32:07,275 --> 00:32:09,310 Hey? 778 00:32:09,413 --> 00:32:11,068 No. 779 00:32:14,482 --> 00:32:16,965 Right. Uh... 780 00:32:23,551 --> 00:32:25,931 Listen, I've already paid for it, so do you want to just... 781 00:32:26,034 --> 00:32:27,586 - What's that? - I've already paid for it. 782 00:32:27,689 --> 00:32:31,137 So do you want to just go up and do it anyway? Please? 783 00:32:31,241 --> 00:32:33,379 Of cour... Yes. 784 00:32:33,482 --> 00:32:35,724 Of course we can. 785 00:32:35,827 --> 00:32:37,586 - All right? - Yeah. 786 00:32:37,689 --> 00:32:38,931 Yeah. 787 00:32:39,034 --> 00:32:40,310 It'd be nice. 788 00:32:44,965 --> 00:32:45,793 This is so pretty. 789 00:32:45,896 --> 00:32:49,241 Here they come. 790 00:32:49,344 --> 00:32:50,413 Welcome aboard. 791 00:32:50,517 --> 00:32:51,551 Thanks. Okay. 792 00:32:51,655 --> 00:32:53,413 - A first for everything, huh? - Oh, there it is. 793 00:32:53,517 --> 00:32:55,586 Bet you've never been up in one of these. Oi! 794 00:32:55,689 --> 00:32:56,896 In you pop. 795 00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:58,241 Mate, do you wanna? Nah. You can do it yourself. 796 00:32:58,344 --> 00:33:01,000 Okay, mate. Up. 797 00:33:01,103 --> 00:33:02,103 Okay. 798 00:33:02,206 --> 00:33:04,034 Uh, champagne, folks? 799 00:33:04,137 --> 00:33:06,000 - Yeah, lovely. - Okay. 800 00:33:06,103 --> 00:33:07,310 Thanks. 801 00:33:08,862 --> 00:33:13,172 Oh, miss, uh, I think there's something that you've, uh... 802 00:33:13,275 --> 00:33:14,000 Uh, nah. 803 00:33:14,103 --> 00:33:17,103 No, that's, uh... It's okay. 804 00:33:17,206 --> 00:33:18,965 I, uh... Okay, very good. 805 00:33:19,068 --> 00:33:22,034 Well, uh, let's get underway, then. 806 00:33:22,137 --> 00:33:24,137 Uh, ready to take off? Yeah? 807 00:33:24,241 --> 00:33:25,275 Okay. 808 00:33:25,379 --> 00:33:27,586 And how long does this go for? 809 00:33:27,689 --> 00:33:29,655 Uh, our New Beginnings Champagne Breakfast flight 810 00:33:29,758 --> 00:33:31,586 is 100 minutes, miss. 811 00:33:31,689 --> 00:33:35,068 So... 812 00:33:35,172 --> 00:33:36,448 Away we go! 813 00:33:37,689 --> 00:33:40,103 ♪ Art Garfunkel's "Waters of March"♪ 814 00:33:40,206 --> 00:33:42,413 ♪ A stick, a stone ♪ 815 00:33:42,517 --> 00:33:44,517 ♪ It's the end of the road ♪ 816 00:33:44,620 --> 00:33:46,413 ♪ It's the rest of a stump ♪ 817 00:33:46,517 --> 00:33:48,689 ♪ It's a little alone ♪ 818 00:33:48,793 --> 00:33:50,586 ♪ It's a sliver of glass ♪ 819 00:33:50,689 --> 00:33:52,827 ♪ It is life, it's the sun ♪ 820 00:33:52,931 --> 00:33:54,896 ♪ It is night, it is death ♪ 821 00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:57,379 ♪ It's a trap, it's a gun ♪ 822 00:33:57,482 --> 00:34:01,896 ♪ The oak when it blooms, a fox in the brush ♪ 823 00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:05,931 ♪ The nod of the wood, the song of a thrush ♪ 824 00:34:06,034 --> 00:34:10,000 ♪ The wood of the wing, a cliff, a fall ♪ 825 00:34:10,103 --> 00:34:13,862 ♪ A scratch, a lump, it is nothing at all ♪ 826 00:34:13,965 --> 00:34:16,172 ♪ It's the wind blowing free ♪ 827 00:34:16,275 --> 00:34:17,413 ♪ It's the end of a slope ♪ 828 00:34:17,517 --> 00:34:19,517 ♪ It's a bean, it's a void ♪ 829 00:34:19,620 --> 00:34:21,689 ♪ It's a hunch, it's a hope ♪ 830 00:34:21,793 --> 00:34:24,689 ♪ And the riverbank talks ♪ 831 00:34:24,793 --> 00:34:26,827 ♪ Of the Waters of March ♪ 832 00:34:26,931 --> 00:34:27,862 ♪ It's the end of the strain ♪ 833 00:34:27,965 --> 00:34:32,896 ♪ It's the joy in your heart ♪